spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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