he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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