her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
