I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
