if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Randomize
