But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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