I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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