where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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