How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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