Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(402): View more from Nebraska

giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"

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(303): View more from Colorado

okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.

(785): View more from Kansas

again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.

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(360): View more from Washington

He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.

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(425): View more from Washington

This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son

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(205): View more from Alabama

I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..

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(214): View more from Texas

How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?

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