I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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