If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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