ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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