Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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