is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Do vagina's smell?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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