I can tuck mytits in my pants
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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