I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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