Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
...so i touched it.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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