one might say we're banned from that church
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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