Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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