Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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