would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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