I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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