so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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