ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you win again, gameday.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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