Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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