Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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