I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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