My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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