i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
