I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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