After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
