did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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