We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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