Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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