I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that's an acceptable place to lick
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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