I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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