Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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