chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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