Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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