I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
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