I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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