Sponge bath it is.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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