How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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