thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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