just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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