He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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