I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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