I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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