handjob tips. give me some.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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