Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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