I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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