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(630): View more from Illinois

Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head

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(618): View more from Illinois

There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.

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(251): View more from Alabama

For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.

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(641): View more from Iowa

If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.

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(602): View more from Arizona

My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this

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(519): View more from Ontario

My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.

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(276): View more from Virginia

Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.

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